What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed!

What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing, peanuts can't talk!

Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

Because he was bored!
 

 
 
 

MAD BABY!

  

The Old Testament was written in Hebrew. The New Testament was written in Greek. Now the Bible has been written in over 6,000 different languages around the world!

How long did the Israelites wander in the desert?
a)4 weeks     b)80 days
c )40 years      d)400 years

 
 

Ten Pin Alley

Extreme Air Hockey
Deal or No Deal
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